Unbelieveably private.

Local on your browser

Your data is yours

Nothing on our servers

Welcome to the privacy page, where we take your data as seriously as a cat takes a laser pointer. Rest assured, your information is safer here than a squirrel in a nut factory.

Comments

When our awesome visitors drop comments on the site, we gather all the fun bits from the comments form, plus the visitor’s IP address and browser user agent string to keep the pesky spam at bay!

We might even whip up an anonymized string from your email (that’s a fancy term for hash!) to check in with Gravatar and see if you’re using it. You can peek at the Gravatar service privacy policy here: https://automattic.com/privacy/. Once your comment is given the thumbs up, your profile picture gets to shine brightly for all to see alongside your witty words!

Media

Hey there, fellow image uploaders! Just a friendly reminder to keep that sneaky location data (EXIF GPS) out of your pictures. We wouldn’t want our curious website visitors playing detective and tracking down your secret hideaways, right? Let’s keep the mystery alive!

Cookies

We’re not talking about the tasty treats here!

When you drop a comment on our site, you can choose to let us remember your name, email, and website in cookies. They’re like little helpers that save you from typing all over again when you decide to sprinkle more thoughts on us. These sweet treats will stick around for a whole year!

If you pop over to our login page, we’ll whip up a temporary cookie to see if your browser is ready for the cookie fun. This little guy doesn’t carry any personal details and just waves goodbye when you close your browser.

When you log in, we’ll be busy setting up a few cookies to keep your login info and screen choices nice and cozy. Login cookies stick around for two days, while screen options cookies stay for a whole year! If you tick “Remember Me,” your login will join you for an extra two weeks. And if you decide to log out, the login cookies will take a little vacation.

If you decide to edit or publish a post, we’ll stash away another cookie in your browser. This one is just a playful reminder of the post ID of the article you just polished up. It bows out after one day.

Embedded content from other websites

Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g., videos, images, articles). Embedded content from other websites behaves exactly as if the visitor has visited that website.

These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.

Who we share your data with

No one.

How long we retain your data

We don’t. All data resides with you. At your side. At your locations. In your browser.

What rights do you have over your data

If you have an account on this site, or have left comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes. Oh, wait, this website does not require you to have accounts.

Where you data is sent

Nowhere. In fact it stays with you. All locally in your browser.